Archive for December 18th, 2008

Ten Ways to Kill Christmas Joy.

Maybe it’s just me…
But this is how I feel at Christmas…

I hate the shopping.
I hate the crowds.
I hate the Fa-la-las, and the la-te-dahs.
Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY!
I NEVER dream about a WHITE CHRISTMAS.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire – Are you kidding me?
Frosty the Snowman? Yeah, you’re fat, get over [...]

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